My immediate future is filled with a lot of writing, so I’ll make this short and sweet.
The second compilation of my Full Swap series is now on Amazon. This book covers volumes 4-6 of the series. Like the first compilation, it is heavily discounted at only $3.99, and this will be the last compilation that I’m able to do for a while. New volumes are coming, possibly one next week, but after I write that and a few fiction stories, I’ll be taking a short break to spend time with my family … time that doesn’t involve other naked people.
To give you a taste of what’s planned for the future, take a look:
Full Swap, Volume 7: What Stays in Vegas
Full Swap, Compilation #2: Volumes 4-6 of the Full Swap series
Gangbang Geek Trilogy, Volume 3
The Complete Gangbang Geek Trilogy (compilation)
Night of the Erect Dead (my first monsterotica story, featuring zombies!)
When I started this blog, my idea was to educate and entertain a few people with details about the swinger lifestyle. Almost immediately after launching it, I wrote a short book about my adventures and received some nice feedback from it.
Little did I know that I’d get the writing bug so badly. Now ideas are streaming through my fingertips and I can hardly keep up with them. I have to force myself to get other things done, because I do have a day job. But I can’t deny that I’m having a lot of fun. I’m not making too much money off of it, but as long as I keep enjoying myself, I’ll continue to write.
I’ve been receiving requests for a mailing list, which is something I never considered. I assumed this blog would be enough. I honestly don’t know anything about this stuff. I just know how to have sex and write about it. ;-)
Due to the requests, though, I signed up for Mail Chimp. I’m going to use it for Upcoming Releases and New Releases, and if you would like to have your e-mail added, please go here:
Being a swinger can be a very exciting experience. When you and your partner are in sync, you get to enjoy the experience on a very deep level, bringing you closer together in a way that many couples will never get to realize. Many couples and singles talk about it, but only a fraction ever suck it up and give it a whirl. Of course, many people aren’t equip to handle the lifestyle. Jealousy and anger can often rear its ugly head.
There’s another side to swinging that you simply can’t take for granted — safety. While most of the time, you only need to worry about the many flakes out there, it is necessary that you take certain precautions to enjoy the safety of everyone involved. Here are some quick tips and if you have your own, feel free to add them to the comments:
Voice verify — There are many single males out there who will make up silly stories about their girlfriend or wife being out of town or whatever. Chances are, the guy either doesn’t have a significant other or is going behind her back. To avoid this, make sure the women voice verify with each other. Personally, I don’t like talking on the phone to anyone, so I always make it short and sweet.
Insist on getting a phone number — This probably won’t be a problem since most people have cell phones now. Whatever you do, don’t invite a single guy or couple over to your place without getting the phone number, even if you decide not to voice verify for some reason. The last thing you want is to invite someone over who hasn’t provided you with any personal information except for an anonymous e-mail address.
Meet in public somewhere — Many couples, us included, prefer to invite a couple over for fun without meeting up first, which is why we’ll often chat with someone for a while before inviting them over (although we have, admittedly, taken a risk that they were serial killers in the past). If you’re weary about this, though, meeting in a public place is a good idea. Not only is this safer, you can also make sure that everyone is attracted to each other and wants to continue.
Don’t drink too much — If something does go awry, you don’t want to be sloshed. When my husband and I play, I have a tendency to drink a little more than I should. But Jeff has very little to drink when we’re with a couple for this exact reason.
Find out rules beforehand — Each couple has their own rules. Some are really wild and kinky, to the point where it may be too much for some couples to handle. Discuss any rules of what is and is not permitted before getting together. If not, the other guy — through no fault of his own — might go for ass, spank, slap, etc. and cause a very awkward situation.
Prepare for the worst-case scenario — The chances of someone in this lifestyle being violent is slim to none. However, it’s always a good idea to keep the worst-case scenario in your head. My husband is extremely cautious most of the time, so he always preps in two different ways. First, he gives each couple’s information (clean picture, phone number, e-mail address, etc.) to one of his good friends who knows about everything that he does. Second, he leaves a canister of pepper spray in our bedroom. While this may seem like an extreme precaution, one that we don’t ever expect to use, it’s better to be safe than sorry. After all, unless these people are your friends, you don’t really know them.
Never be afraid to say no — If you don’t get a good feeling about a couple, even after they’ve arrived at your home, don’t be afraid to tell them straight. You’re under no obligation to have sex with them if things feel awkward or uncomfortable.
Although I don’t have access to all of my files, I was able to compile the first three volumes of my Full Swap series into one big — and deeply discounted — volume. Separately, the price of each book is $2.99. But now that they’ve all been out for a while, this first compilation is only $3.99. which cuts the price to only $1.33 for each one. I’ll be doing a second compilation of volumes 4-6, but that’s probably a couple more months down the road, if not longer. I also edited a few areas that we’re quite up to snuff.
Here is the spiffy new cover for this release:
Sometimes, I feel as if I’m never going to catch up with all the writing I need to do. Perhaps I should stop having sex so much. Hmm … nah.
Anyway … I’ve released two new volumes of the Full Swap series, both available on Amazon. I should also be releasing a compilation of volumes 1-4 by tomorrow, in addition to 2-3 new books within the next few weeks. Then I’ll be all caught up. And don’t worry — we are still having a variety of adventures, so it never gets boring. Or at least, I hope it never does.
Volume Five celebrates a series of new adventures after taking a break for a while to work on some family stuff and spend time without bringing couples into the mix (which we think is healthy to do every once in a while — a sabbatical from sex, if you will).
Volume Six concerns, as the title clearly states, a sexual awakening that began to come to light in the stories of volume five, but wasn’t fully understood until later.
My husband and I try not to be too picky when it comes to couples. Obviously, we have certain standards when it comes to who we hook up with, but at the end of the day, sex is sex and as long as it’s fun, it’s not a big deal. Plus, when you open up your horizons a bit, you’ll find that you can be pleasantly surprised. That’s one reason why we try to look at personality and looks together. And, to be honest, whereas we can overlook certain inadequacies in regards to appearance (since we’re definitely not perfect) for a great personality, it typically doesn’t go the other way.
To date, we have never rejected a couple, and we’ve definitely been with some average looking couples. But we look at it this way — we’ve been with couples who were more attractive than us, too, so it all balances out in the end. Unfortunately, during a recent trip to Vegas, we proved how accepting we could be while also being handed the short end of the stick.
We typically don’t hook up with more than one couple on the same weekend, but this being Vegas, we decided to have more fun than usual. The first night, we hooked up with a very nice couple who actually lived in California, as well. They were both acceptable, so we made our way to their hotel. Once we got there, they honestly weren’t what we expected. The guy was pretty shy … I think I scared him a bit. The girl, though, was a bit Amazonian. She had a bit of weight to her. In person, they wouldn’t have been out first choice, but both of them were so nice and inviting — especially the girl — that we went upstairs after a bit and had some fun. The girl was embarrased by her weight, so she wouldn’t take her shirt off, but that was okay. We both enjoyed ourselves quite a bit (though, admittedly, I passed out during the sex — I’ll tell that whole story in a future edition of my Full Swap series).
A few nights later, a couple who we had been talking to since before we left for Vegas got in contact with us and wanted to know if we were able to stay an extra night, because they wanted to be with us. As it turns out, we hadn’t even had a chance to gamble — just a lot of walking around — so after checking the price for another night, we decided to stay an additional day.
All day long, my husband texted with the guy from the couple. He was definitely down to fuck. He loved my pics and had talked quite a bit about what he planned to do with me. His wife, on the other hand — as we would soon find out — was a stuck-up bitch (we knew she had the “bitch look,” but tried to ignore it). It started with the guy suddenly asking for face pics again, even though we had sent them several. We sent a selfie (that’s the first time I’ve ever written that word, btw) and it was fine.
When they arrived at our hotel room, though, they immediately started acting weird. The guy lowered the lights and closed the curtain, then they sat on the bed. My husband is convinced that the girl just wasn’t into him. He wasn’t bothered with that, but it was kinda weird — her husband was older and was only mildly good looking. Plus, he admitted that he had a small cock and was looking forward to watching his wife get fucked by my husband’s thick one. Personally, I wasn’t attracted to either of them, but I was more than willing to get down and have some fun.
Then, out of the blue, after whispering to each other for a few seconds, they told us that they were going to leave. We had no idea what to say. This had never happened with us before. We were really nice about it, but after they left, we felt incredibly rejected. Part of it was due to the fact that they left right after I had returned from the restroom with only my shirt and underwear left on. Which made me feel incredibly unattractive, despite my husband trying to convince me that the guy’s woman simply wasn’t into him. We’ll never know exactly what it was, but we definitely know it was the wife who made the decision.
Obviously, we can’t force anyone to have sex with us … and there’s always another couple out there … one that not only looks better, but has a better personality. From talking to them about their limited experience in the lifestyle, it was clear that the guy was much more into it than he was. In fact, we later discovered two very interesting facts. First, the guy had been arrested a few years before for propositioning a prostitute while he was a teacher. And second, he was heavily involved in his church and had repented his sins.
So, although it sucked that we had been rejected, we could take some solace in the fact that they would be going to hell. ;-)